FINALLYNOMOREROBORIO.PARTY

MISSION 001 / OPERATION GOOD RIDDANCE

THE ROBORIO
IS GETTING
THE BOOT

A roboRIO controller being carted away into retirement

● DECOMMISSIONING COMPLETE

LEGACY HARDWARE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

FLIGHT CONTROL / T-MINUS

2027 FRC KICKOFF / JAN 09 / 12:00 ET

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INITIALIZING COUNTDOWN SYSTEM...

F = 0 DISRESPECTS

02 / PERSONNEL ACTION

NOTICE OF INVOLUNTARY
RETIREMENT.

FORM RIO-404

Reason for separation

REPEATED EMOTIONAL DAMAGE TO SOFTWARE.

EFFECTIVE: JANUARY 9, 2027

NO APPEAL PROCESS AVAILABLE.

03 / THE SUCCESSOR

LONG LIVE
SYSTEMCORE.

A new era in FRC control. A suspiciously loud farewell to the old one.

SYSTEMCORE // THE NEXT GENERATION HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

SYSTEM STATUS / NEXT GENERATION

01 — NEW CONTROLLER ARRIVES

02 — LEGACY DRAMA DEPARTS

03 — PROGRAMMERS REJOICE

04 / COMMUNITY INCIDENT REPORTS

THE ROBORIO
TRAUMA CENTER.

Tell us what the roboRIO did to you. This is a safe space. Probably.

YOUR INCIDENT REPORT

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